"2 crit or not to crit" by Nick Naughton circa 2001

It's very rude to eat during critique;
it's rude to be writing during critique.
Don't say whatever about your work.
Meet deadlines.
Dogs bark at odd times.
I'm not sure I like when people talk about their own
We can tell 'em only what we think in their world, the world of origin
Eaters chew slowly and quietly/except when it's popcorn;
no words offered
I don't like the word tangible
Simple is better because you make deadlines.
Or is it.
Varying too much on the original idea scores no points.
Some aspects are a must
Cursive writing is hard to read when you cut it
When it seems like you and only other hardcore potheads like your work,
maybe it's a sign.
Thunder can be an empty threat
Some people
When talking about one person's work don't look at someone else's.
Rude
Straightforward when you mean to zigzag is an insult
There's nothing wrong with it, I heard.